A. Your hand disappears into a zipped compartment and re-emerges clutching three tubes of lipstick, a stubby lip liner, a glittery lip gloss and a pot of lip balm. Hmmm... which to choose? B. You toss aside tissues, notes and pens for a clear view of the tampons and lipstick tubes which always seem to make their way to the bottom of the heap... Why are they always so hard to find just when you need them? C. You unzip the interior compartment, quickly spot and pull out the lipstick, touch up, and you're on your way! At the grocery store, the clerk asks if your collect frequent shopper points:A. Oh, yes! You pull out your wallet and begin sorting through six triple-stacked rows of credit and point cards. You know it's in there somewhere! B. Yeah, you know you registered for that program, but can't be bothered to sort through the pile of demagnetized cards littered at the bottom of your bag. C. "No," you reply. The real estate value of the interior of your purse is dedicated exclusively for the essentials; no excess clutter allowed. Besides, you don't have the time or energy to keep track of every frequent shopper card, there's just too many. The flight attendant asks all passengers to stow belongings below the seat in front of them or above in overhead compartments; you: A. Sigh, using your hands and feet to cram your purse under the seat in front of you; it just about fits, so you cover the exposed bits with your feet. B. You don't even attempt to stow it in front of you; your upper body strains to lift it into the overhead compartment. C. Easily stash your bag under the seat in front of you. |